The Champagne and Strawberries Competition May 21 2014

Champagne and Strawberries Cloud Nine Marshmallows
To launch our new summer flavour, we are offering three packets (one of Champagne and Strawberries marshmallows and any two other flavours you choose) to the three wittiest suggestions for what the titles and authors of the Everyman Classics on the table above might be. They don't have to be classics, or even actual books and authors. If you can think of a real book that fits, then great, but otherwise, the more imaginative the better. Write your entries in the comments box below. Good luck!